Man Porn - The Prequel

*freezing cold Day 3 in Prague, snow falling heavily and KoTB and the Boy have gone for a walk*

The Boy to KoTB: "Loooooooooook!!!!"

KoTB to the Boy: "What? Its water...? [The Boy], can we go, its freezing!"

Boy to KoTB: "Nooooooo. Its not just water. Guess what it is? Guess what it is? Go on, go on, go on!"

KoTB to the Boy: "Locks? Canals?"

[KoTB has made a mental note about the Boy's past enthusiasm for locks and canals]

Boy to KoTB: "Nooooooo, not just any set of locks!"

[KoTB makes a few more half hearted guesses]

Boy to KoTB: "It's a kayak course! Quick!!! Take a photo so i can look at it later!"